1/07/2008 12:34:00 PM

A Yankee Blogger Bucket List

Posted by Mark McCray |

In celebration of the new movie, The Bucket List, starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, I have decided to create my own "list of things to do before I kick the bucket".

A Yankee Blogger Bucket List:
  1. Go on a date with at least one of Derek Jeter's ex-girlfriends.
  2. Star alongside Robinson Cano and Melky Cabrera in a hot new Reggaeton music video.
  3. Secretly film Johnny Damon doing naked pullups in the locker room and either sell it to the tabloids or post it to Youtube--or both.
  4. Enjoy a drink and a smoke with Hank Steinbrenner.
  5. Sing karaoke with Suzyn Waldman and John Sterling at a NYC Chinese restaurant.
  6. Train for six weeks with Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee. When training regimen is over, sign with MLB team with help of 47 MPH increase on fastball.
  7. Form "Abrahams Army" in an attempt to thwart the evil of "He Who Must Not Be Named" and his blog-- 38Pitches.
  8. Spend 30 minutes picking the brain of the great George Steinbrenner.
  9. Pose in a fountain with A-Rod's wife, Cynthia
  10. Take Scott Proctors arm to dinner (not Scott Proctor--only his arm).
  11. Arrange a mega marketing deal between Joba Chamberlain and OFF! insect spray.
  12. Sell everything I own on EBay to buy ticket to 2008 All Star game (still not be able to afford one).
  13. Request that every Yankee pull up his socks for the 2008 season. Not just one or two or five. Everyone.
  14. Dognap "Big Puppi".
  15. Cheer up River Ave. Blues.
  16. Opt-out with A-Rod and then opt-back in.
  17. Date another one of Derek Jeters ex-girlfriends.
  18. Ground Andy Pettite for two weeks for taking PED's.
  19. Learn the way of the Samurai from Hideki Matsui.
  20. Watch the Yankees win the World Series in 2008.


Yankees Muse said...

LOL@ big puppy that was some funny SH** man.


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