4/04/2008 01:22:00 PM

Fenway Park Is Dangerous To Children

Posted by Mark McCray |

Since brainwashing the nation's youngest baseball fans into becoming Red Sux fan's wasn't enough to deem Fenway Park as dangerous to children, check out this hair-raising story and make your own decision about that place.

A 13-year-old girl touring Fenway Park on a school trip was attacked by a resident red-tailed hawk that drew blood from her scalp Thursday. She wasn't seriously hurt, but some observers saw an omen for a certain New York Yankees slugger in the attack at the home of the Boston Red Sox. The girl's name is Alexa Rodriguez.
Really? You saw an omen in a girl getting attacked by a bird protecting its egg? I don't care if her name was Alexa Rodriguez...that's pretty stupid Red Sux Nation.


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